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quotes[0]='Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently. <i>---Chinese Proverb</i>'

quotes[1]='We must never feel that it is okay to say that a sucker fish is of more value under law than a farm family. <i>--Gordon Smith</i>'

quotes[2]='Carpe Diem does not mean "fish of the day". <i>--Unknown</i>'

quotes[3]='We have flown the air like birds and swum the sea like fishes, but have yet to learn the simple act of walking the earth like brothers. <i>--Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.</i>'

quotes[4]="The Internet is like a giant jellyfish. You can't step on it. You can't go around it. You've got to get through it. <i>--John Evans</i>"

quotes[5]='If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fishing poles. <i>--Doug Larson</i>'

quotes[6]="You can't catch fish unless you put your line in the water. You can't reach your goals if you don't try.  <i>--Kathy Seligman</i>"

quotes[7]='Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing  <i>--Ambrose Bierce</i>'

quotes[8]="Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish     <i>--Mark Twain</i>"

quotes[9]='Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers. <i>-Herbert Hoover (American President, 1874-1964)</i>'

quotes[10]='The general public has long been divided into two parts those who think science can do anything, and those who are afraid it will." <i>-Dixie Lee Ray (Biologist)</i>'

quotes[11]='Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man."    <i>-Unknown</i>'

quotes[12]='A creek is more than a place for bass and bream, warblers and wood ducks.  Its habitat for people.  Habitat conservation benefits people.  Creeks course through people. <i>-Craig Springer</i>'

quotes[13]='I never skin a sucker without admiring the prismatic beauty of his scales,”  <i>-O. Henry, A Tempered Wind</i>'

quotes[14]='Technology is like a fish. The longer it stays on the shelf, the less desirable it becomes.  <i>-Andrew Heller</i>'

quotes[15]='A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.  <i>-Benjamin Franklin</i>'

quotes[16]='Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.    <i>-Karl Marx</i>'

quotes[17]="Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. <i>-Unknown</i>"

quotes[18]='You must lose a fly to catch a trout.    <i>-George Herbert</i>'

quotes[19]='"No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise"  <i>-Benjamin Franklin</i>' 

quotes[20]="If today were a fish I'd throw it back    <i>-Anonymous</i>"

quotes[21]='To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish    <i>-Chinese Proverbs</i>'

quotes[22]='"The fish in the water is silent, the animals on the earth is noisy, the bird in the air is singing. But man has in him the silence of the sea, the noise of the earth and the music of the air."  <i>-Rabindranath Tagore</i>'

quotes[23]='Fishing is the eternal fountain of youth.  <i>-Herbert Hoover</i>'

quotes[24]='I am tired of sitting at the head table.  I want to go fishing.      <i>-GHW Bush</i>'

quotes[25]="Anglers epitomize eternal optimists; they cast hope.              <i>-Dr. Mamie Parker</i>"

quotes[26]="'Don't bottom fish.    <i>-Peter Lynch</i>'"

quotes[27]='“There is a little stream which abounds in excellent trout and otters, and there are very large bears and good falcons hereabouts.”   <i>-Pedro Castaneda, a member of the Coronado Expedition, saw Rio Grande cutthroat trout in 1539, passing through New Mexico — the first-ever documentation of trout in the New World.</i>'

quotes[28]='Fish will travel overland for miles to get into the water we have at Tupelo . . . thousands and millions of unborn fish are clamoring to this Congress today for an opportunity to be hatched at the Tupelo hatchery.    <i>-Mississippi Congressman, "Private" John Allen, 1901</i>'

quotes[29]='“We at last discovered a spring stream, flowing a thousand gallons a second . . .  and on the morning of September 1, 1872, the hatching-works of the first salmon-breeding station of the United States was located on this stream.”     <i>-Livingston Stone in a letter to U.S. Fish Commissioner Spencer Baird</i>'

quotes[30]="Often, I've been exhausted on trout streams, uncomfortable, wet, cold, briar-scarred, sunburned, mosquito-bitten, but never, with a flyrod in my hand, have I been unhappy.      <i>-Rabindranath Tagore</i>"

quotes[31]='There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind."   <i>-Washington Irving</i>'

quotes[32]='Trout fishing is like raising children; you never know what’s going to happen next!"    <i>-Jimmy D. Moore</i>'

quotes[33]='"The best time to go fishing is when you can get away".       <i>-Robert Traver</i>'

quotes[34]="Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.  <i>---Scott Weiland</i>"

quotes[35]='“Fishing has lacked a certain je ne sais quoi in terms of its public image, as all activities must that involve beer, worms and one-size-fits-all gimme caps”  <i>--Charles Leerhsen</i>'

quotes[36]="Bragging is not an attractive trait, but let's be honest. A man who catches a big fish doesn't go home through an alley.  <i>--Ann Landers</i>"

quotes[37]="Will you walk a little faster, said a whiting to a snail, There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.  <i>--Lewis Carroll</i>'"

quotes[38]="Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish.   <i>--Ovid</i>"

quotes[39]='Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it.  <i>--Lao Tzu</i>'

quotes[40]="Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.   <i>--Lao Tzu</i>"

quotes[41]='The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.   <i>--Sam Snead</i>'

quotes[42]="Mostly you were like a fish: you swam about with freedom, thinking how good it was to be left alone, doing anything you wanted to do and caring about no one, when suddenly: Splutch! - the big hook clapped itself into your mouth and you were caught.     <i>--Alan Sillitoe</i>"

quotes[43]="Fishing's relaxing, man. Most relaxing thing in my life. It's therapy for me. I don't think about business... sports. All I think about is catching the next fish.  <i>--Deion Sanders</i>'"

quotes[44]="'The carping and bickering of political factions in the nation's capital reminds me of two pelicans quarreling over a dead fish.  <i>-William T. Sherman</i>'"

quotes[45]="'The man with an ordinary sense of reality is like a fish that nibbles at the hook but is unaware of the line, while the man with that sense of realty which can also be called a sense of possibility trawls a line through the water and has no idea whether there's any bait on it.     <i>-Robert Musil</i>'"

quotes[46]='George knows everything about every fish that comes in here-where they came from, what they were doing before they were caught, who their mothers and fathers were.  <i>-Stanley Kramer</i>'

quotes[47]='What is a fish without a river? What is a bird without a tree to nest in? What is an Endangered Species Act without any enforcement mechanism to ensure their habitat is protected? It is nothing.   <i>-Jay Inslee</i>'

quotes[48]="'I think the real fascination of fishing to me is certainly more than just fish. It's something to do with the whole world... of your reaction to, your response to water and things living in water, the fascination of flowing water and living things coming up out of it - to grab at you and be grabbed.   <i>-Ted Hughes</i>'"

quotes[49]='All men are equal before fish.   <i>-Herbert Hoover</i>'

quotes[50]='Memory is a net: one that finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking.    <i>-Oliver Wendell Holmes</i>'

quotes[51]="I love to relive the memories of when I was spry enough to fish the little trout streams. Otherwise, I like to write and play poker.  <i>-Tony Hillerman</i>"

quotes[52]='Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.     <i>-Arnold H. Glasow</i>'

quotes[53]='Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.   <i>-W. C. Fields</i>' 

quotes[54]="Whenever I dream, I dream of fish. It's something within me I have to sort out with fish, but I haven't figured out what it is.      <i>-Mackenzie Crook</i>"

quotes[55]='Neither fish, flesh nor good red herring.     <i>-Tom Brown</i>'

quotes[56]='If you want to catch fish, and really enjoy the sport, you will maintain your lures and line in some organized fashion. The best at it will always have their tackle ready.   <i>-David Allen</i>'

quotes[57]='Love is a net that catches hearts like a fish.     <i>-Muhammad Ali</i>'

quotes[58]='I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?       <i>-Douglas Adams</i>'

quotes[59]="'When the wind is in the east, Then the fishes bite the least; When the wind is in the west, Then the fishes bite the best; When the wind is in the north, Then the fishes do come forth; When the wind is in the south, It blows the bait in the fish's mouth.      <i>-- Old Rhyme, in J.O. Halliwell's 'Popular Rhymes'</i>'"

quotes[60]='Healthy Fish and Wildlife, Healthy Habitats, Healthy People, and a Healthy Economy    <i>-Dr. Mamie Parker</i>'


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